You know what I would do if I had million dollars? I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half of it to my friend Asadulah, who works in securities...

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samir nagheenanajar

11 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:13:02 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- So what did you say?

- I never had an answer.

- I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.

- No. You're working at Initech 'cause that question is bullshit to begin with.

- If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.

- You know what I would do if I had million dollars? I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half of it to my friend Asadulah, who works in securities...

- Samir. Samir, you're missing the point.

- The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...

- P.C. load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

- Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9! Check out this chick!

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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