- Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?
- Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you had?

— Del Griffith (John Candy), Neal Page (Steve Martin)

7 seconds sound clip from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Are you all right?

- I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.

- Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did.

- Otherwise, you'd be lifting your schnutz to tie your shoes.

- I'm sorry. That's terrible.

- Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?

- Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you had?

- Oh, come on, pal. You don't mean that.

- Remember what I said about going with the flow?

- How I am supposed to go with the flow when the rental car agency leaves me in a 100-acre parking-lot with keys to a car that isn't there, and then I have to hike 3 miles back to find out they don't have any more cars?

- I got a car, no sweat at all.

- Well, Del, you're a charmed man.

[...]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Sound Clip

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Download or listen to sound clips of sayings and sound effects sampled from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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