Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips

Download or listen to sound clips of sayings and sound effects sampled from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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1 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

— Neal Page (Steve Martin), Del Griffith (John Candy)

2 I got a motto: Like your work, love your wife.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

3 Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

4 How may I help you? -You can start by wiping that _ing dumb-_ smile off your rosy _ing cheeks.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

5 Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

6 I am, without a doubt, the biggest pain in the butt that ever came down the pike.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

7 Love is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

8 Oh, there you go. That's pretty good. We're saving money already. We're a pretty good team.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

9 We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks than we have of getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

10 You ever travel by bus before? Your mood's probably not going to improve much.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

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