Quotes with Sound Clips from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) - Page 2

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Download or listen to sound clips of sayings and sound effects sampled from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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21 Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing.

22 How fast are you going? -I can't tell. The speedometer's melted.

— Del Griffith (John Candy), Neal Page (Steve Martin)

23 I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

24 I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

25 If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

26 Oh, and hostile, too. Nice personality combination. Hostile and intolerant. That's borderline criminal.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

27 Our speedometer's melted and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

28 You know, when I'm dead and buried, all I'm going to have around to prove that I was here was some shower curtain rings that didn't fall down. Great legacy, huh?

— Del Griffith (John Candy)