Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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21 Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing.

22 How fast are you going? -I can't tell. The speedometer's melted.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin), Del Griffith (John Candy)

23 I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

24 I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

25 If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

— Neal Page (Steve Martin)

26 Oh, and hostile, too. Nice personality combination. Hostile and intolerant. That's borderline criminal.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

27 Our speedometer's melted and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

28 You have no functioning gauges. -No, not a one. -However, the radio still works.

— Del Griffith (John Candy)

29 What is your problem? You insensitive _.

30 And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of _ing nowhere with _ing keys to a _ing car that isn't _ing there.

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