Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

10 seconds sound clip from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:48:50 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(WOMAN LAUGHS)

- Yeah, Well, I'll see you tomorrow then. Gobble gobble. Oh, bye-bye.

- Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?

- Yes.

- How may I help you?

- You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks.

- Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

- I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

- And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.

- And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face.

- I want a fucking car right fucking now.

- May I see your rental agreement?

[...]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Sound Clip

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Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)

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