You got a free cab, you got a free room, and someone who'll listen to your boring stories.
7 seconds sound clip from the Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:24:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Who told you to book a room? I did. Out of the goodness of my dumb old heart.
- Boy, you are an ungrateful jackass.
- Well, go ahead, sleep in the lobby, see if I care.
- I hope you wake up so stiff, you can't even move.
- You got a free cab, you got a free room, and someone who'll listen to your boring stories.
- Didn't that give you some sort of clue like, hey, maybe this guy's not enjoying it?
- Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally.
[...]
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Actors: Steve Martin (Neal Page), John Candy (Del Griffith)
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