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I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater who wears, like, a white outfit and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

10 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:54:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities.

- That's packs of wild, vicious dogs that are controlling most of...

- Sorry.

- I like to picture Jesus like a mischievous badger. Like a muscular trapeze artist.

- Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, like that guy... You ever hear of that TV show Manimal?

- I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater who wears, like, a white outfit and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

- Like a dirty old bum. He comes up to me, I'm about to sock him one, 'cause he's a dirty old bum. Then I said, Wait a minute, I better not sock this guy. Something special about him.

- And it turns out it's Jesus.

- Yeah.

- One, two... Oh, God.

- Not again! No go. No go!

- It's stuck. It's stuck.

- We got two knives in my leg.

- I know, but one is a safety knife. One is a safety.

- It's coming out. It's coming out.

[...]

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Sound Clip

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Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard), Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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