I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater who wears, like, a white outfit and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
10 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:54:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities.
- That's packs of wild, vicious dogs that are controlling most of...
- Sorry.
- I like to picture Jesus like a mischievous badger. Like a muscular trapeze artist.
- Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, like that guy... You ever hear of that TV show Manimal?
- And it turns out it's Jesus.
- Yeah.
- We got two knives in my leg.
- I know, but one is a safety knife. One is a safety.
- It's coming out. It's coming out.
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