68 Movie Quotes about Jesus (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 22, 2025

Memorable quotes about jesus, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? -I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump; Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994)

2 Are you out here all alone? -Uh, no, no, I'm not. You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone.

Seth Macfarlane as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

3 You said it, man. Nobody _s with the Jesus.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

4 Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace. When you say grace, say it to grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus, bearded Jesus, whoever you want.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

5 Yes! Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ! I have seen the light!

John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

6 Well, who cured you? -Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

7 Hail Messiah! -I'm not the Messiah. -I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

8 I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Life of Brian

9 And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

10 Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

68 Movie Quotes about Jesus (+ Sound Clips)

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