68 Movie Quotes about Jesus with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Well, who cured you? -Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 2 Are you out here all alone? -Uh, no, no, I'm not. You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone. Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012) 3 Yes! Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ! I have seen the light! John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980) 4 You said it, man. Nobody _s with the Jesus. Quote from The Big Lebowski 5 Hail Messiah! -I'm not the Messiah. -I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian 6 Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace. When you say grace, say it to grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus, bearded Jesus, whoever you want. Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 7 Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? -I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir. Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump; Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994) 8 I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly! Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Life of Brian 9 And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body 10 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. -Whatever. Megan Fox as Jennifer Check; Amanda Seyfried as Needy Lesnicki in Jennifer's Body Page 1 of 7 1 2 3 ► >>