Now, I am declaring Granny Law. And if you do not obey Granny Law, I will paint your back porch red.
12 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:02:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- That is it! That puts the lid right on the jar!
- No, I will not have my grandbabies acting like shiftless, wild hobos.
- All right, now, you boys listen up, and you listen good.
- Now, I am declaring Granny Law. And if you do not obey Granny Law, I will paint your back porch red.
- Sorry, Granny, but you're shit out of luck.
- Hey!
- You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?
- It's the beginning of a new age.
[...]