Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard)

3 more actors

, Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

41 We invented democracy, existentialism and the blowjob.

42 We just have so much to be thankful for. First off, my sons no longer act like retarded gangbangers. -Amen.

43 What is that, a catch phrase or is that epilepsy?

44 You gotta feel the road. You gotta let it live inside you.

45 I'm also thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but you know, like a nice one. Just kind of friendly, like, Hey what's up, guys? You want some crack?

46 Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent...

47 I know there's a cougar in the car, I put it in there. You gotta learn to drive with the fear.

48 Like a dirty old bum. He comes up to me, I'm about to sock him one, 'cause he's a dirty old bum. Then I said, Wait a minute, I better not sock this guy. Something special about him. -And it turns out it's Jesus. -Yeah.

49 We go together like cocaine and waffles.

50 When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff, you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use... Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.

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