Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard)

3 more actors

, Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips

1 Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell.

2 What's Diablo mean? -It's like, you know It's like Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

3 Did you eat peanut butter or something? -You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.

4 Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam, you guys go take a chill pill.

5 I'm just saying, sometimes you get a knock on the head, you get special powers. It happens all the time. Read a comic book, okay?

6 Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

7 Here's some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we're still dear friends.

8 I prefer solitude the day before a race.

9 Ninety-eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives. -The darkness is creeping towards you, whether you know it or not. -So, a little planning can go a long way.

10 Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

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