Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

— Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell)

8 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:12:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!

- Okay, I'm starting to get sick.

- Dick Berggren in Las Vegas, Victory Lane, for Fox Television.

- Ricky Bobby, today's big winner.

- Heck of a win for you today but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win.

- Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

- And nobody can hang with my stuff.

- You know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine.

- If you ain't first, you're last. (2)

- You know what I'm talking about?

- That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby Inc.

[...]

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Sound Clip

Talladega Nights Cover

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard), Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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