40 Movie Quotes about Peeing with AudioUpdated: Aug 11, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit! Danny McBride as Cody in Tropic Thunder (2008) 2 There's a little pee coming out of me right now. Chris Pratt as Peter Quill / Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 3 You eat when we say you eat! You _ when we say you _, and you piss when we say you piss. Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption 4 He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket 5 Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane. Joan Cusack as Abby Mallard in Chicken Little 6 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm. Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber 7 I thought he was one of them performance artists, that's what I thought. You know, the sort of guy that pisses in a cup on stage and then drinks it. Performance art. Quote from Se7en (1995) 8 Hey! Hey! Good job, buddy! He's peeing on his own. Keep it flowing! That's it! Go! Go! Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy 9 Hi! What's your name? He'll write it on the wall. Mind your business. Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy 10 He is jacking it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off. And chickening out and pissing a pot. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge. Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>