38 Movie Quotes about Peeing (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about peeing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!

Danny McBride as Cody in Tropic Thunder (2008)

2 There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

3 He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

4 You eat when we say you eat! You _ when we say you _, and you piss when we say you piss.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

5 Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.

Joan Cusack as Abby Mallard in Chicken Little

6 Congratulations. How do you feel? -I gotta pee. -I believe he said he had to go pee.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

7 Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.

Barry Corbin as General Jack Beringer in WarGames (1983)

8 Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Quote from The Outlaw Josey Wales

9 He is jacking it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off. And chickening out and pissing a pot. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

10 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)