40 Movie Quotes about Peeing with Audio – Page 3Updated: Aug 11, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 Congratulations. How do you feel? -I gotta pee. -I believe he said he had to go pee. Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994) 22 I guess a dog's not a tree's best friend. Quote from Darkwing Duck (1991) 23 I thought he was one of them performance artists, that's what I thought. You know, the sort of guy that pisses in a cup on stage and then drinks it. Performance art. Quote from Se7en (1995) 24 Where your bathroom at, player? I got to piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him. Katt Williams as Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002) 25 Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 26 I am gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You _ed with the wrong Marine! Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in A Few Good Men 27 You know, the question I get asked most often is, Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit? Just like that. Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man in Iron Man 2 28 See, it's basic dog psychology. If you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. If you project weakness, you draw aggression. That's how people get hurt. Patrick Swayze as Bodhi in Point Break (1991) 29 Go piss up a flagpole. -I'm sorry? -You should be. Jennifer Grey as Jeanie Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off 30 Hold up, man, keep it on the down-low. I don't really gotta piss. I'm trying to talk at you, man. Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008) Page 3 of 4 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>