35 Movie Quotes about Peeing (Sound Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: December 5, 2023

Memorable quotes about peeing, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Hey! Hey! Good job, buddy! He's peeing on his own. Keep it flowing! That's it! Go! Go!

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

22 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

Quote from Dumb and Dumber

23 I am gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You _ed with the wrong Marine!

Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in A Few Good Men

24 Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

25 Son of a _. Look at the... Some _ pissed on my leg.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

26 Go piss up a flagpole. -I'm sorry? -You should be.

Jennifer Grey as Jeanie Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

27 I'm gonna take a piss. That's a little bit more information than I needed, Vince, but go right ahead.

Quote from Pulp Fiction

28 What about this? A tribe of asparagus children. But they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Quote from Elf (2003)

29 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

Charlie Murphy in Norbit

30 Of course I peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. -Really? -Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in Billy Madison