38 Movie Quotes about Peeing (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about peeing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 What about this? A tribe of asparagus children. But they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Quote from Elf (2003)

32 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

Charlie Murphy in Norbit

33 Of course I peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. -Really? -Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in Billy Madison

34 A skunk must have pissed that...

Quote from Cannibal Holocaust

35 How come you're not going? -'Cause I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

36 I would like to piss. It's rough. I've been shaken up on this train nearly ten hours now.

Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

37 Hell, no, I didn't pee on that girl. No, I didn't pee on her, listen, listen, listen, listen. No, no. The story is this. She was in the way when I was peeing, she walked past.

Quote from Tropic Thunder (2008)

38 If peeing your pants is cool, consider me, Miles Davis.

Quote from Billy Madison