38 Movie Quotes about Peeing (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about peeing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 I'm free and clear. I'm gonna go take a celebration piss.

Tom Cruise as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

12 Boy, that was some good peeing.

Madonna as "All The Way" Mae Mordabito; All The Way Mae Mordabito in A League of Their Own

13 Well, you can pee now. -Oh, too late.

Doug E. Doug as Sanka Coffie in Cool Runnings

14 Do you really have the guts to take a bullet? -I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave.

John Malkovich as Mitch Leary; Clint Eastwood as Agent Frank Horrigan in In the Line of Fire

15 That's pretty good. Hey, I like the color of your car there, man. What's that supposed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yellow and puke green, ain't it?

Harrison Ford as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti

16 The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers.

Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist

17 Hi! What's your name? He'll write it on the wall. Mind your business.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

18 Hey! Hey! Good job, buddy! He's peeing on his own. Keep it flowing! That's it! Go! Go!

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

19 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

20 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a _in' handstand?

Chris Penn as Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)