40 Movie Quotes about Peeing with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Aug 11, 2026

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11 Hi! What's your name? He'll write it on the wall. Mind your business.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

12 Boy, that was some good peeing.

Madonna as "All the Way" Mae Mordabito; "All the Way" Mae Mordabito in A League of Their Own

13 Hey! Hey! Good job, buddy! He's peeing on his own. Keep it flowing! That's it! Go! Go!

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

14 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

15 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a _in' handstand?

Chris Penn as Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

16 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

17 He is jacking it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off. And chickening out and pissing a pot. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

18 You just peed the suit. -I know. It has a filtration system. -It's not sexy. -You could drink that water.

Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts; Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man in Iron Man 2

19 Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Quote from The Outlaw Josey Wales

20 Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.

Barry Corbin as General Jack Beringer in WarGames (1983)