36 Movie Quotes about Peeing (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about peeing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

12 He is jacking it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off. And chickening out and pissing a pot. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

Graham Chapman as Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

13 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

Paul Newman as Reggie "Reg" Dunlop in Slap Shot (1977)

14 I'm free and clear. I'm gonna go take a celebration piss.

Tom Cruise as Charlie Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

15 Boy, that was some good peeing.

Madonna as All The Way Mae Mordabito in A League of Their Own

16 Well, you can pee now. -Oh, too late.

Doug E. Doug as Sanka Coffie in Cool Runnings

17 Do you really have the guts to take a bullet? -I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave.

John Malkovich as Mitch Leary in In the Line of Fire

18 That's pretty good. Hey, I like the color of your car there, man. What's that supposed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yellow and puke green, ain't it?

Harrison Ford as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti

19 The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers.

Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist

20 Hi! What's your name? He'll write it on the wall. Mind your business.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

36 Movie Quotes about Peeing (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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