Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard)

3 more actors

, Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

21 That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

22 What are you talking about? I lived my whole life based on that. Well, now what the hell am I supposed to do?

23 You just lost your wife. You just lost your job. Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger.

24 Your injury is one of ignorance and pride.

25 Someone made a tape of something dying or something.

26 Shut up, you little pot-licker. I'll put you in a microwave.

27 I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

28 Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!

29 Dear tiny Jesus, in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...

30 Hell, you're just a bag of bones.

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