Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard)

3 more actors

, Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace. When you say grace, say it to grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus, bearded Jesus, whoever you want.

12 What's the Highlander? -It's a movie. Very good. It won the Academy Award for best movie ever made.

13 Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here. -It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.

14 And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver is you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher overe here.

15 Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!

16 Why did you stop the jazz music? Was it not pleasant for you?

17 Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one than the Jackhawk 9000? Available at Wal-Mart.

18 Don't you get it? You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

19 I hope that both of you have sons. Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away!

20 It's shadow time, buddy. It's time to go home to Jesus. Goodbye, buddy.

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