Team America: World Police Quotes with Sound Clips

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from Team America: World Police (2004 film). The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)

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1 You stupid, naive Team Americans. You berieve in true rove and happy endings even while the world around you spirals downward.

Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

2 We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.

— (Trey Parker)

3 I'm so ronery, so ronery. So ronery and sadry arone. There's no one, just me onry sitting on my rittle throne.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker)

4 In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.

Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

5 Now that the world is going to be run peacefully, we should all drive hybrid cars.

Alec Baldwin

6 We've all done action films. If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show them just how tough us actors really are.

Alec Baldwin

7 Gary has already proven to me that he is one hundred percent committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my _.

Spottswoode

8 I'm afraid your world is over... in five minutes.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker)

9 My acting? My acting? My acting just got a thousand people killed. Jesus, I've done it again.

Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

10 My God, that's... I don't even know what that is. -Nobody does.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker), Chris (Matt Stone)

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