Team America: World Police Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from Team America: World Police (2004 film). The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)

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31 Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's _ in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken.

— Spottswoode

32 Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your _ing balls off and stuff them up your _, so that the next time you _, you'll _ all over your balls, got it?

— Chris (Matt Stone)

33 Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.

— Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

34 My advice is not to get involved with a team member, Sarah. It's too painful to see them die.
35 Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.

— Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

36 Our base was attacked by a giant socialist weasel.

— I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E (Phil Hendrie)

37 Remember, there is no 'I' in Team America. -Yes, there is.

— Spottswoode, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E (Phil Hendrie)

38 This is Lisa. She specialises in how the terrorists think.
39 Too bad there won't be a world reft.

— Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker)

40 What do you know about pain and sadness?

— I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E (Phil Hendrie)

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