I got to tender my resignation or whatever because looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.
13 seconds sound clip from the The Big Lebowski movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:02:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yeah? The friend with the cleft asshole?
- Hello.
- Hey, man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now, I got...
- Please don't call her my mother.
- She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim.
- I'm telling you, I've got pretty definitive evidence.
[...]