Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?
9 seconds sound clip from the The Big Lebowski movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:17:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian.
- I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.
- I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
- You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
- First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex.
- Fucking dog has fucking papers.
- I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul.
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