You were never there for me, were you, Mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me. I'm the bastard son of Clair Huxtable!
— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)
17 seconds sound clip from the The Cable Guy (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:25:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- This is the police. You're trespassing in a restricted area.
- I just wanted to be your friend, but I screwed it up.
- You are in a high-voltage restricted area.
- Oh, I see. You want to quiet down and just chill out in front of the TV for while. Is that it?
- I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life!
- Oh, God!
- That's it. That's what I have to do!
- No, no no. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, come down from there.
[...]
The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.
Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)
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