You were never there for me, were you, Mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me. I'm the bastard son of Clair Huxtable!
17 seconds sound clip from the The Cable Guy (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:25:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- This is the police. You're trespassing in a restricted area.
- I just wanted to be your friend, but I screwed it up.
- You are in a high-voltage restricted area.
- Oh, I see. You want to quiet down and just chill out in front of the TV for while. Is that it?
- I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life!
- Oh, God!
- That's it. That's what I have to do!
- No, no no. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, come down from there.
[...]
The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.
Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)
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