It didn't come with a splash guard.
3 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:20:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on.
- It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.
- You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt.
- It didn't come with a splash guard.
- You're gonna get chara on your trousers.
- I can see it has a screw hole for one.
- Apparently, I didn't get it.
- All right, Mr. Smart Guy, check out this bad boy.
- Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench.
[...]