The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 11

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Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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101 Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

102 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Shave your under-the-arms! I dread to think what kind of jungle you have on your malawach!

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

103 Why did you chop off his head? -You said Plan B!

104 You are alive? -Of course! It is my job to be shot in the head.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

105 You have a very big barn. You must have many happy goats, hmm?

106 You have such a small stomach. It's like a 10-year-old boy's. Normally, I don't kiss a 10-year-old boy's stomach. They kiss mine.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

107 Democracy is flawed! She is not perfect! But democracy, I love you.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

108 Listen, while you're here, I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State Building, before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.

— (John C. Reilly)

109 Also, if you're interested in taking in a Broadway show while you're here, and you don't mind the homo stuff, I highly recommend Billy Elliot.

110 Believe me, sir, if I could make the device even a little more pointy, I would, but I simply cannot.

— "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

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