The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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11 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

Nuclear Nadal, "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

12 I will tell you what democracy is! Democracy is the worst! Endless talking and listening to every stupid opinion! And everybody's vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

13 And please stop using that organic deodorant. You could gas the Kurds with that stench.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

14 How much do you charge for assassinations?

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

15 I swear, I don't even like her at all. She has the body shape of a 14-year-old boy.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

16 I'll talk for 14 hours! And three of those will be untranslatable. Literally, baby noises.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

17 Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right? I took a feminist clown workshop once.

— Zoey (Anna Faris)

18 She offered me a job. Can you imagine that? Me? Working?

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

19 The police here are such fascists! -Yeah, right, and not in a good way.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen), Zoey (Anna Faris)

20 Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the _? And they accuse me of being an international criminal?

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

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