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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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21 I will tell you what democracy is! Democracy is the worst! Endless talking and listening to every stupid opinion! And everybody's vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

22 Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

23 Democracy, your mother called the other day and I forgot to give you the message. It was something very important about your grandmother.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

24 Get me clothes, little man.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

25 Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

26 How is she to judge? She shaves her armpits once a year, and she takes lovers outside of her ethnic group. Are my crimes any worse than hers?

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

27 I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

28 I like goats. I am very stupid.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

29 I sentence you to life.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

30 I'm sorry. It's bad news. It's a girl. Where's the trash can?

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

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