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So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day... and I totally crashed!

11 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:46:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?

- Ooh, Bin Laden?

- Yes, Osama.

- Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers. And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?

- Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?

- You mean your Porsche?

- Yes... the 911.

- 911, it's the best!

- So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day... and I totally crashed!

- It's ok, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 9112012.

- You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights... such as the Empire State Building... and Yankee Stadium.

- And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.

- Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?

- Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace. Yes, look, I'm still wearing it.

[...]

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Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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