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- What do you do?
- Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.

10 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:37:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- We all live here in Little Wadiya.

- The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!

- You mean I never executed anybody?

- No. Like, honestly, zero people.

- Nadal, you must help me get back into power.

- What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!

- What do you do?

- Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.

- Congratulations. Living the American dream.

- Okay, fine. I will help you. On one condition: you reinstate me as Head of Nuclear Research, so I can finish building my bomb.

- Deal.

- One last thing. You will let me build a round nuclear weapon.

- Never. It must be pointy.

[...]

The Dictator (2012) Sound Clip

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Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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