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The Front Page (1974) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

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Hear classic lines from the 1974 film "The Front Page" featuring sound clips from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Hildy Johnson), Walter Matthau (Walter Burns), Austin Pendleton (Earl Williams)

4 more actors, Carol Burnett (Mollie Malloy), Susan Sarandon (Peggy Grant), Vincent Gardenia (Sheriff "Honest Pete" Hartman), David Wayne (Roy Bensinger)

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61 It's a wonder a bolt of lightning don't come through the ceiling and strike you all dead.

— Mollie Malloy (Carol Burnett)

62 Just a friendly warning. That's my wedding present to you.

— Walter Burns (Walter Matthau)

63 Nobody but fairies goes into advertising.

64 Now, this is what the condemned man ordered for his final meal: Shrimp cocktail with Thousand Island dressing, rare roast beef, Brussels sprouts, apple pie a la mode, Ovaltine.

— Roy Bensinger (David Wayne)

65 They couldn't catch a fart in a rain barrel.

66 We'll make it $50. -You know how many customers that is? -Save a lot of wear and tear on your _.

67 A newspaperman? Don't tell me. Those guys, you pick them up late at night, they pass out in the cab. You schlep them upstairs, you undress them, you put them to bed. And when you go through their pockets for the fare, they start yelling for the cops.

68 Get the Governor on the phone. -Oh, you can't. -What do you mean we can't? -He's gone fishing. Just him, an Indian guide, and a canoe. No phone, no nothin'.

69 I never thought she'd do anything like that. -What'd you expect? All whores are a little goofy.

70 When you go, you go first class. -It's worth it, as I'll never have to look at those ugly mugs of yours again.

— Hildy Johnson (Jack Lemmon)

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