Well, if you'd only taken the time to read it beforehand.
6 seconds sound clip from the The Loved One (1965) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:55:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- They told me, Francis Hinsley, they told me you were hung, with red protruding eyeballs...
- I wept as I remembered how often you and I have laughed about Lo...
- Taking him all in all, this was a man.
- Unto almighty God, we commend the soul of our loved one departed.
- Gibberish. Filthy gibberish.
- Well, if you'd only taken the time to read it beforehand.
- Could we have you looking over here, Sir Ambrose? Thank you, Sir Ambrose.
- I sure did feel bad about your uncle. He was the one learned me good English.
- The consul happens to be a personal friend of mine. He'll be told of your scandalous conduct.
[...]