I've got balls like fucking watermelons, I'm telling you.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Trainspotting (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:20:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- How's it going with Gail?

- How long is it? Six weeks.

- Nightmare right. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start out on a physical basis as that is how it principally is going to be defined from then on.

- Where did she come up with that?

- She read it in Cosmopolitan.

- Six weeks and no sex?

- I've got balls like fucking watermelons, I'm telling you.

- I read it in Cosmopolitan.

- It's an interesting theory.

- Actually, it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag, but watching him suffer was just too much fun.

- You should try it with Tommy.

- What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him?

- Did I tell you about my birthday?

- No, what happened?

- He forgot. Useless motherfucker.

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Actors: Ewan McGregor (Mark Renton), Robert Carlyle (Franco Begbie), Kelly Macdonald (Diane), Ewen Bremner (Spud), Jonny Lee Miller (Sick Boy), Kevin McKidd (Tommy)

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