25 Movie Quotes about Condoms with Audio

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1 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

2 How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. -Condominiums? -Yeah, condominiums. -I never use them.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

3 How many times I tell you? If a girl's tells you she's on the pill... you use something anyway.

Laurence Fishburne as Jason "Furious" Styles; Jason "Furious" Styles in Boyz n the Hood

4 A pill ain't gonna keep your _ from falling off.

Laurence Fishburne as Jason "Furious" Styles; Jason "Furious" Styles in Boyz n the Hood

5 Hold on. You use a condom? -No. -Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! Yo, never use condoms, son. They take away all the feelin'.

Quote from Don't Be a Menace

6 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

7 This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.

Quote from Space Jam

8 Stop lying, all right? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight.

Kaydee "Caine" Lawson in Menace II Society

9 And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

10 Give me a bite of that corn dog. -What about germs? -Put a rubber on it.

Quote from The Jerk