163 Movie Quotes about Cooking (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Oct 5, 2025

Memorable quotes about cooking, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 Eh, and to think I married that woman 30 years ago because she could cook.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

82 She may be sassy, but she makes the best pineapple upside-down cake I ever got... clobbered with.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

83 Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it. I'm just a cook. I'm no Kung Fu teacher. I could teach you cooking here, that's all.

Quote from Mystery of Chess Boxing

84 Ask the woman if she wishes to join my army. We'll probably need a cook.

Brigitte Nielsen as Red Sonja in Red Sonja

85 I've traveled very far to ask you a favor, cooking me a bowl of vegetables.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

86 They spit on your heart, shove it in the oven, then cook the _ out of it, they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to ya. They expect you to say 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

87 Some of the known styles have been lost in history. Such as cooking kung fu. Which was one of those mysterious styles known only to cooks and chefs.

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

88 I was furious, so I put a piece of lead in a plate of scallops. -That made the queen lose a tooth. That was you!

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

89 You want to kill me with your kung fu? -Cooking kung fu.

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

90 Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what I ever saw in her in the first place. Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed!

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

163 Movie Quotes about Cooking (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

81 Eh, and to think I married that woman 30 years ago because she could cook.

82 She may be sassy, but she makes the best pineapple upside-down cake I ever got... clobbered with.

83 Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it. I'm just a cook. I'm no Kung Fu teacher. I could teach you cooking here, that's all.

84 Ask the woman if she wishes to join my army. We'll probably need a cook.

85 I've traveled very far to ask you a favor, cooking me a bowl of vegetables.

86 They spit on your heart, shove it in the oven, then cook the _ out of it, they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to ya. They expect you to say 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'

87 Some of the known styles have been lost in history. Such as cooking kung fu. Which was one of those mysterious styles known only to cooks and chefs.

88 I was furious, so I put a piece of lead in a plate of scallops. -That made the queen lose a tooth. That was you!

89 You want to kill me with your kung fu? -Cooking kung fu.

90 Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what I ever saw in her in the first place. Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed!

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