232 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

91 I don't want to know what she looks like. If she's bad looking, I've had enough bad news for today and if she's lovely, it'll just make it more difficult. So don't tell me. -No, I won't.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

92 How could you stand him? -When I close my eyes, all men are the same.

Sonny Chiba as Jiro J.J. Jintani in Immortal Combat (1994)

93 Ah, I've got to warn you, I don't do anything on my first date. -We'll see.

William Holden as Max Schumacher in Network (1976)

94 I arouse quickly, consummate prematurely and can't wait to get my clothes back on and get out of that bedroom.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)

95 Newton... You know what is out there in the Great Outdoors? Girls. Hmm... With brassieres and legs.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

96 You have a working knowledge of girls? -No, but I read about 'em. -Well then, maybe I can furnish you with some schematic drawings.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

97 Oh cha! This is a barrel of monkeys! Let us go scrape up some female chicks.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

98 You get and cancel your first date in less than an hour. Must be some kind of lame-o record.

Max Goof in A Goofy Movie (1995)

99 Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky in Animal House (1978)

100 It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll.

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)