Dave Chappelle: 55 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 Boy's so fat, every time he turns around, it's his birthday! Got to put his belt on with a boomerang. Bang!

As Reggie Warrington in The Nutty Professor (1996)

12 He gets to talk about music all day. Perfect job for a stoner.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

13 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. Observe.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

14 Come on, Mary Jane. I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana?

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

15 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. -Yeah, mostly junk food.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

16 A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. Damn!

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

17 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smoking up, trying to ease her glaucoma. -And it's good for arthritis, too.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

18 He told me about his lawyer... He had sex with my mama! Why?

Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle) in Half Baked

19 And then you got your straight-up potheads. You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

20 Come on. Smoke me. We'll have a quickie for old time's sake. -No. She's looking. She's looking.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked