Dave Chappelle: 55 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 Why the hell are you guys spending money? We're not drug dealers, remember? We're fund-raisers.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

22 She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

23 Wow. If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

24 When life is hard I pick up that card with the smiley face. Call him over to my place.

As Sir Smoke A Lot in Half Baked

25 You know, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

26 You have smoked yourself retarded.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

27 Is it January? -No, man, it's August.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins; Steven Wright in Half Baked

28 Come on. Smoke me. We'll have a quickie for old time's sake. -No. She's looking. She's looking.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

29 You're just taking it to the next level. I always do that. I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that. Till I reach that level where it becomes absolutely necessary, for me to leave.

As Kevin in You've Got Mail

30 This place is a well-oiled machine, my friend.

As Kevin in You've Got Mail