Steven Wright Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 1, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Steven Wright, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 I don't want these flowers, I must have those. When she learns that I have risked my life for them, the kissing will not stop. -And then you'll change into a prince? -Precisely.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

2 Would you like a kiss too, Speed? -Nah, heh, I'm happy as a turtle.

As Princess Odette in The Swan Princess

3 Is it January? -No, man, it's August.

As Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

4 Mind if I point out a problem? -I don't take advice from peasants. -Suit yourself.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

5 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

6 Ah! -What? -It's coming. -What is? -An idea. A substantial idea. A large, colossal idea! -Sounds big.

As Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

Steven Wright Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

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