Steven Wright Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 I don't want these flowers, I must have those. When she learns that I have risked my life for them, the kissing will not stop. -And then you'll change into a prince? -Precisely.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

2 Would you like a kiss too, Speed? -Nah, heh, I'm happy as a turtle.

Michelle Nicastro as Princess Odette; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

3 Is it January? -No, man, it's August.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins; Steven Wright in Half Baked

4 Mind if I point out a problem? -I don't take advice from peasants. -Suit yourself.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

5 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

6 Ah! -What? -It's coming. -What is? -An idea. A substantial idea. A large, colossal idea! -Sounds big.

As Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess