Dean Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 36 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

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21 I'm warning you, you're driving me crazy. That's no drive, that's a short putt.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli; Jerry Lewis as Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

22 What's the matter with Einstein? -He thinks I bombed Pearl Harbor.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

23 I've got work to do. This ain't no poolroom. No? I could have sworn I just saw an eight-ball.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

24 If you should ask a Harvard lawyer he'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

25 Cut his throat? -Nah, he just nicked a little but he bled like a stuck pig.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

26 This might sound a little hokey, but I wrote a song and... I'd like to make a record of it, just for you.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli; Jerry Lewis as Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

27 You'll live. That's what I'm afraid of.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli; Jerry Lewis as Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

28 Sir, would you still like to see the man I spoke to you about? The one that caused all the trouble. Definitely! - Yes sir.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

29 Captain, I think you are wanted down at battalion headquarters.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

30 You won't come, will you? -Holy Toledo, no!

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

Dean Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 36 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

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