Dean Martin: 36 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Dean Martin, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Old times are only good when you've had them.

As Sam Harmon in Ocean's 11 (1960)

2 I'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for a night, but I refuse to be your mother. That's out. -No, you got it all wrong. I'm the mother.

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon; Angie Dickinson as Beatrice Ocean in Ocean's 11 (1960)

3 I'm the only one in here that knows Las Vegas. Why don't you guys believe me when I tell you the percentage is always with the house? With the house!

As Sam Harmon in Ocean's 11 (1960)

4 Some day this guy is going to blow his brains out. If you ask me, he's already done it.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

5 How come you didn't shave today? -No one said I was suppose to. I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli; Jerry Lewis as Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

6 Except one day she started to talk and I found out how dumb she was. You know that dame is really 60 cents short.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

7 Hey Sarge, you need me for anything? -No, take two weeks off.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

8 Yeah, I'm going to jab his head off. Where do you want the body sent? -Send it to his parents. Your body!

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli; Jerry Lewis as Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

9 All right, go ahead, ask him. But watch how you ask him. In a nice way. Use a little diplomacy.

As Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

10 It's just like the fella said, tell me quick ain't love a kick in the... great big kick in the head?

As Sam Harmon in Ocean's 11 (1960)