12 Quotes by Jerry Lewis (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: April 10, 2019

Find and rate the best quotes by Jerry Lewis, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Bet you were never having a baby. Kid, I've never even had my appendix out.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

2 How come you didn't shave today? -No one said I was suppose to. I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

3 You know what they'd do to me?- What can they do to you? There's nothing lower than what you are now.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

4 Yeah, I'm going to jab his head off. Where do you want the body sent? -Send it to his parents. Your body!

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

5 Boy, if I ever get overseas, the first thing I'm gonna do is surrender. Concentration camps have got to be better than this.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

6 You're suppose to be my friend. We lived on the same block, in the same city. And you know what you promised my mother.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

7 I'm warning you, you're driving me crazy. That's no drive, that's a short putt.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

8 You know, some people tell you when you get in the army, you get used to it. But they don't say how long it takes, and I ain't getting any younger.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

9 This might sound a little hokey, but I wrote a song and... I'd like to make a record of it, just for you.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

10 You'll live. That's what I'm afraid of.

As Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

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