I could have had a life. But, no, I chose to be a clown in a mask and a cape. All I need are floppy shoes and a bozo nose!

Darkwing Duck (Jim Cummings)

9 seconds sound clip from Darkwing Duck - Darkly Dawns the Duck: Part 2 (S01E01).

You can hear this line at 00:13:25.747 in the DVD version of the TV Series.

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- That trap was so obvious.

- Ohh! Me and my stupid headlines.

- All right, payback time!

- You was only lucky the last time.

- I was lucky every time.

- I could have had a life. But, no, I chose to be a clown in a mask and a cape. All I need are floppy shoes and a bozo nose!

- My life is filled with nothing but case files and chemistry sets.

- Gosalyn is gone, and I don't even have a friend to ask for help.

- Oh, that's reverse. I thought it was park.

- Launchpad? Launchpad! What are you doin' here?

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