81 Movie Quotes about Divorce (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about divorce, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

2 Ready for separation.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1966)

3 Separation accomplished.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1966)

4 I will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy!

Christopher Lee as King Haggard in The Last Unicorn

5 Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, their marriage.

Sarah Vowell as Violet Parr in The Incredibles

6 Roger, I know all this seems pretty painful now, but you'll find someone new.

Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

7 You're not gonna get a divorce. We're not animali.

Paul Sorvino as Paul Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas

8 Hey, tell me, were you ever married? Oh, I get it. Your husband kaput with you and got himself a concubine. So you couldn't stand that, being the second best. And so, you went into a nunnery and had your had cut to forget the whole thing, right?

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

9 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

10 You've got to give your divorce some time, dear. Let your sheets cool down before you bring someone else into the bed, all right?

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire