83 Movie Quotes about Divorce (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about divorce, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

2 Ready for separation.

Quote from Batman (1966)

3 Separation accomplished.

Quote from Batman (1966)

4 I will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy!

Christopher Lee as King Haggard in The Last Unicorn

5 Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, their marriage.

Sarah Vowell as Violet Parr in The Incredibles

6 Roger, I know all this seems pretty painful now, but you'll find someone new.

Quote from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

7 I got something special for this guy. I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife. -With the what?

Don Cheadle as James Rhodey Rhodes War Machine in Iron Man 2

8 You're not gonna get a divorce. We're not animali.

Paul Sorvino as Paul "Paulie" Cicero; Paul Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas

9 Hey, tell me, were you ever married? Oh, I get it. Your husband kaput with you and got himself a concubine. So you couldn't stand that, being the second best. And so, you went into a nunnery and had your had cut to forget the whole thing, right?

Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

10 You've got to give your divorce some time, dear. Let your sheets cool down before you bring someone else into the bed, all right?

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire