86 Movie Quotes about Divorce with Audio – Page 5Updated: Sep 25, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 41 Separation accomplished. Quote from Batman (1966) 42 Consider that a divorce. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990) 43 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero 44 It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly beautiful. And it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it the Ex-Wife. Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer in Iron Man 2 45 Yay! Two Christmases! Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 46 You just lost your wife. You just lost your job. Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger. John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 47 My old lady left 'cause of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you. Quote from Kindergarten Cop 48 What's a divorce? -It's when your daddy lives some place else and comes over to take you places, and your mommy says he's a deadbeat. Quote from Kindergarten Cop 49 No. It's when the daddy doesn't want to see his little boy anymore. Quote from Kindergarten Cop 50 If you don't stop being such a glutton, you'll get as fat as Mammy. And I'll divorce you. Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind (1939) Page 5 of 9 << ◄ 4 5 6 ► >>