77 Movie Quotes about Divorce (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

Memorable quotes about divorce, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 You just lost your wife. You just lost your job. Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger.

John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

42 My old lady left 'cause of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

43 What's a divorce? -It's when your daddy lives some place else and comes over to take you places, and your mommy says he's a deadbeat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

44 No. It's when the daddy doesn't want to see his little boy anymore.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

45 If you don't stop being such a glutton, you'll get as fat as Mammy. And I'll divorce you.

Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind (1939)

46 Oh, no! No, you're wrong. Terribly wrong. I don't want a divorce.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

47 You're saying Mister Zero knew you were getting a divorce a week before you did?

Bruno Kirby as Jess Fisher in When Harry Met Sally...

48 Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity, it's just a symptom that something else is wrong.

Bruno Kirby as Jess Fisher in When Harry Met Sally...

49 How's married life? -Not so good. I'm getting a divorce.

Meg Ryan as Sally Albright; Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

50 Anyway, we talked about it for a long time, and I said, this is what I want, and he said, well, I don't, and I said, well, I guess it's over and he left.

Meg Ryan as Sally Albright in When Harry Met Sally...

77 Movie Quotes about Divorce (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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