75 Movie Quotes about Divorce (Sound Clips) - page 7

Last updated on: July 17, 2025

Memorable quotes about divorce, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Oh, yes, she liked to cook. That's one of the reasons why I'm single. I never was there when dinner was on the table.

Kevin McCarthy as Dr. Miles Bennell in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

62 I knew moments of happiness with her, and beauty. But she looked for love elsewhere, since she could not love me.

Alec Guinness as Marcus Aurelius in The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)

63 I'll be right back, Sam. -Sure, that's what my ex-wife said.

Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

64 You ought to consider yourself plenty lucky. You might have been stuck with this weirdsmobile for life!

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace in White Christmas (1954)

65 I've been saving this money for a divorce, if ever I get a husband. Merry Christmas.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

66 Hey, come on. You divorced? You separated? She beat you up?

Quote from Die Hard (1988)

67 So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Quote from The Big Lebowski

68 Prepare for emergency separation.

Robert Stack as Ultra Magnus in The Transformers: The Movie

69 I'm divorced, and my daughter is in rehab.

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

70 What Robert is trying to say is that we are getting a divorce.

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)