80 Movie Quotes about Divorce (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Dec 23, 2025

Memorable quotes about divorce, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 Hey, come on. You divorced? You separated? She beat you up?

Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard (1988)

72 So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

73 Prepare for emergency separation.

Robert Stack as Ultra Magnus in The Transformers: The Movie

74 I'm divorced, and my daughter is in rehab.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

75 What Robert is trying to say is that we are getting a divorce.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

76 It is time. Their separation is imminent.

Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

77 Houston, we've got a good separation.

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

78 To your second honeymoon!

Quote from The 14 Amazons

79 We'll divide the loot, and we'll fly our separate ways.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

80 So let's call off Operation One of Us is Crazy and go our separate ways.

Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

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