Don Rickles Movie Quotes & Lines – 55 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jul 4, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Don Rickles, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

12 You mean that happy child? -That ain't no happy child. He tortures toys, just for fun!

Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen), Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles), Rex (Wallace Shawn) in Toy Story (1995)

13 So how about letting a toy with fingers drive?

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 2

14 What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

15 Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

16 You uncultured swine!

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

17 What's with him? -Laser envy.

Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles), Hamm (John Ratzenberger) in Toy Story (1995)

18 You're not turning me into a mashed potato.

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 2

19 Oh, what I could be if there was only me. Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you.

Don Rickles as Cornwall; Eric Idle as Devon in Quest for Camelot (1998)

20 Only it's... Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)