Don Rickles: 55 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 4, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Don Rickles, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Only it's... Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

22 Wait. I'll do anything! I'll change your diapers!

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 3

23 Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

24 I've got three words for you, birdy: Dinner is served.

As Cornwall in Quest for Camelot (1998)

25 My boys! -Daddy!

26 Who invited that kid?

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

27 I'd better find my other eye. -Where'd you leave it this time? -Someplace dark. And dusty.

28 You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart. -Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man. -One-Eyed Betty!

29 Listen, I got a little favor to ask of you. Will you stop crying, I haven't even asked you yet.

As Sergeant Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes

30 Look, I'm Picasso!

As Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)