27 Dry Humor Quotes from Movies with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Does it hurt when you get shot? -I sense injuries. The data could be called pain. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Terminator T-800 in Terminator 2: Judgment Day 2 We'll meet at the crossroads and no double-crossing! Quote from Pinocchio (1940) 3 You want anything? Something for your feet? -How about a saw? Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 4 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job. Marvin Miller as Robby the Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956) 5 Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections. Jerry Orbach as Lumière in Beauty and the Beast (1991) 6 How many languages do you speak? -A lot. But apparently, not enough for this place. Quote from Iron Man (2008) 7 Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? Larry Miller as Dean Richmond in The Nutty Professor (1996) 8 50-50. -You happy? -No. -You happy? -No! -Deal! Robert De Niro as Don Lino; Martin Scorsese as Sykes in Shark Tale 9 Don't act dumb! -I'm not acting! Alyssa Milano as Marian Delario in Double Dragon (1994) 10 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up. Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>