49 Quotes by Ed Norton (Sound Clips) - page 3

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21 Just practicing playing golf. -Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was football, the way your backfield was in motion.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

22 Hey, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

23 Remember during the war? That expression, 'a slip of the lip will sink a ship'? I never sank one.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

24 Oh, that's right, we'll have to have some passwords. Let me think... Oh, yeah, I'll tell him to say when he sees you, 'Hey, get a load of fatso there.' See?

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

25 I haven't had any water in so long, I'm beginning to see mirages.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

26 It's a simple scientific principle. I hope that you realize that water always seeks its level. -Yes, we've heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

27 I think it's a little tight squeeze in there. This is a case where the spirit is willing, but the flesh is just too much!

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

28 Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment. -If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

29 'First Prize, International Dog Show. Awarded to Mrs. J.J. Marshall.' -Well, she might not be attractive, but she's a very lovely woman.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

30 Excellent, excellent! -But I missed it again. -Yeah, but you're getting closer.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

49 Quotes by Ed Norton (Sound Clips) - page 3

21 Just practicing playing golf. -Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was football, the way your backfield was in motion.

22 Hey, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley.

23 Remember during the war? That expression, 'a slip of the lip will sink a ship'? I never sank one.

24 Oh, that's right, we'll have to have some passwords. Let me think... Oh, yeah, I'll tell him to say when he sees you, 'Hey, get a load of fatso there.' See?

25 I haven't had any water in so long, I'm beginning to see mirages.

26 It's a simple scientific principle. I hope that you realize that water always seeks its level. -Yes, we've heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer.

27 I think it's a little tight squeeze in there. This is a case where the spirit is willing, but the flesh is just too much!

28 Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment. -If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.

29 'First Prize, International Dog Show. Awarded to Mrs. J.J. Marshall.' -Well, she might not be attractive, but she's a very lovely woman.

30 Excellent, excellent! -But I missed it again. -Yeah, but you're getting closer.

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